Peel away a portion of the shag carpet and you’ll find a trap door in the floor. Reach in and discover hidden oddities. Among the booty stowed below are a mini treasure chest containing costume jewelry, a bottle of champagne (yes, this doubles as a wine cellar) and a bizarre letter Alexa received on the topic of money laundering. Dubbed “the Swiss cheese letter,” it turns out termites beneath the floorboards have been snacking on the piece of paper regularly. There goes the sketchy evidence!
CARL SAGAN INTERNATIONAL SPACE LOUNGE
The last remaining closet in the house was recently sacrificed for a higher purpose, that of converting it into the Carl Sagan International Space Lounge: Celebrating the Past’s Hopes & Dreams for the Future of Space Travel. With metallic foil walls, patriotic red, white and blue fluorescent lights, and a flashing red light control panel, this rocket ship is ready to take off! Reminiscent of flying coach on a commercial airliner, the chairs are packed too closely together to catch any ZZZ’s. Never enough legroom, right? At least there’s SkyMall in the pocket of the seat in front of you. Enjoy your flight!